2007-05-25 05:16:02 · 30 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You have to get home to change your tampon... they don't want to hear or discuss it... they just let you go.
2007-05-25 05:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by jessica 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You know I got pulled over once, I was probably doing 35 in a 25 or so and the cop said in a hurry, blah blah, you were going like 45... and i snapped at him (with an attitude.. probably shouldn't have done that haha) that i was NOT going THAT fast haha. he didn't give me a ticket, so i guess that worked, being bit#$y haha
2007-05-27 08:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I did this, last year...
"I was listening to the music (Guns 'N Roses cover of Live and Let Die) I got all caught up in it, I didn't realize I was doing 80 in a 45 zone"
along with a few sincere tears of humiliation...my very first speeding ticket.....
2007-05-25 12:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never used one before, so I am having trouble thinking of a story that I would comfortable telling. My sister once told a copy the true story of going to the hospital because our grandfather was dying. The officer let her go.
2007-05-25 19:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by Carl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have to make excuses usualy my kids are screaming in the back seat and the cop feels bad fr me and lets me off with a warning.
2007-05-25 12:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Depends the last cop wasn't to understanding when I told him To hurry the ticket along because his wife was waiting for me.
2007-05-25 12:21:25 · answer #6 · answered by Quix 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you happen to be masturbating at the time, stop right away, cops do not find it funny when they pull people over and find out that they are masturbating.
2007-05-25 13:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry officer. I was sleeping with a cop's wife last night and I thought you were her husband
2007-05-25 13:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OFFICER I couldn't have been going 125 the speedometer only goes to 85
2007-05-25 12:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"I thought I was just keeping up with the flow of traffic."
"I'm sorry my boyfriend just called on my cell and told me he's marrying someone else."
"What's your sign?" (anyone else see the Friends episode that Rachel asks the cop this - hilarious).
2007-05-25 12:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by have a nice day 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My father in law told a cop once a mosquito was chasing him. I wish I was making this up.
2007-05-25 12:20:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋