Is the bird that pooped on bush a terrorist?

Question

Should that bird be hunted down and shot? Should be drop white phosphorous on him? Should we attack that bird with Depleted Uranium bombs? Should we set traps for all birds within the area, take them underground, and torture them to get information about where the bird's family and friends are?

Is the bird a traitor?

To "bush is a liberal"----Here's a quarter, honey. Go buy a sense of humor.

Bush In Line of Fire
May 24, 2007 1:50 PM
“ABC's Ann Compton reports: An outdoor news conference in perfect spring weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not without its hazards.

As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."

Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off. “

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/05/bush_in_line_of_1.html

Answer 1

The bird is defintely an *** kissing commy libtard in league with Osama bin Laden and Satan. Anyone with a birdtable is a conspirator and should be hauled of to Guantanamo to be tortured. All nests should be burnt to the ground. We must bomb the birds back to the age of dinosaurs. If we listen to liberals the U.S. will be knee deep in Guano. The enemy are all around us they are in the trees and in the birdboxes. But fear not, we will prevail, the Lord in his infinite wisdom has sent us a president equal in intelligence to our adversary.

Answer 2

It depends on the circumstances. Does this bird have any affiliation with Mid- eastern, Oil producing nations. If so, we'll need to revise the latest defense spending bill to allocate a few more million dollars and appoint a committee to investigate this matter.

Answer 3

I read a similar question yesterday and the guy said "Why do birds hate America?"

I nearly peed in my pants!

The bird was merely emboldening the enemy, and I'm sure upon further investigation, we'd find out it's probably a socialist too.

Does it scare Repubs to know that even birds are becoming Democrats?

Answer 4

I'm sure they have Air Force jets searching for it, with orders to down it on sight.

There could be no sweeter poetic justice than a bird crapping on the Shrub!

Answer 5

That bird is anti american and should live the country. Shame on... shame on you, bird.
Remember that only human being and fish can coexist in peace.

Freeeeeee as a bird.

Answer 6

No, He used to be sending the leisure people a message approximately how He feels approximately George and his phony religiosity! God says "Ya gotta have amusing from time to time or you can pass plumb nuts!"

Answer 7

He used both hands to try to wipe it off. That's because he knows that "Two smears of bird crap on his hands is worth more than one on Bush."

Where was Cheney when we needed him?

Answer 8

That sparrow knows what kind of azzhole this president is. That is one wise bird. It would have been doubly ironic if it had been a dove.
That bird is an American hero.

Answer 9

The Bush administration probably sees the pooping bird as justification to drop 5000 pound bombs on some major city.

Answer 10

sure is! he just gave bush some of what bush has been giving the rest of us. if bush could have, he'd have had that bird hunted down and then gone to war with france for conspiring to dump on him! must have been a greek bird, don't you think?