Come up with a really good fight between 2 unrelated fictional charecters, and decide who will win and why? Descriptions of the fight would be cool too!
2007-05-25 03:44:18 · 16 answers · asked by Dunk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Rumplestiltskin & Chewbaca.
While tresspassing through a construction site, Chewbaca was chomping on a wad of...what else?...chewing tobacco, and when he spit, the juice landed on one of Rumplestiltskin's shoes as he was also tresspassing. OHhh, he was angry because it took the shoe-maker 2 months to fit them to his little feet. So he yelled, "Do you know you just spit on my best leather shoes???!" Chewie answered with an apology in his best roar, although he wondered why someone would wear their best shoes at a construction site. Rumple mistook his penitence as a challenge and said, "What's my name, fool?!" "ROAR" "I saaaaid, what's my name, beeyotch?!" "ROOAR" That last roar made Rumple so angry that his blood pressure rose and he stamped his little foot..."I said, what's...my...NAME...byaAAAAAAaa." He had stomped right thru the wooden planks that were covering an excavated hole of 3 stories. So, Chewbaca won that fight without ever raising his fist.
2007-05-25 04:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tom and Jerry.
Jerry ties a stick of dynamite to Tom's tail, it blows up leaving tom as a blackened smoking skeleton.
So Jerry wins. He lights a cigar and relaxes on a hammock in the sun.
2007-05-25 03:49:59 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Tripod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about two real people?
What about a fight between say... Ronaldinho and Tony Blair
Heck, I'd even pay to see that one.
2007-05-25 03:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by HP 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cartman(southpark) vs. Mr. Miagi(karate kid)
Cartman wins because he did have an anal probe "Guys seriously my A**" Mr Miagi burned to a crisp while waxing off.
2007-05-25 03:52:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about Linus from Charlie Brown and Dracula....of course Linus would win! Not even dracula wuld bite such a filthy neck
2007-05-25 03:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by Ruby Tuesday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do we get point's for doing your homework? Dunk and Beavis are walking on opposite side's of the street , and beavis looked and dunk and threw up his gang sign and yelled out (hey you look like a dunk-er!) with a mexican gangster accent dunker turned and said are you talking to me puto.... you want some or what ,,,, beavis says stop talking let's start rocking..... while he thrusts his pelvis back and forth........ they start to walk towards each other and Mary J rabbit came walking through and winked at both.... dunk said hey baby... what's your name.... ....... I am Mary J rabbit.... what's yours. um ..um dunk.....Mary replied why is it dunk........ beavis is laughing out loud kicking his feet holding his stomach cause he can't believe dunk was trying to get Mary j rabbit's digit's then all of a sudden beavis jumps up and Say's all bullshit.... I will kick this guy's *** to win a piece of you Mary....... ( haiiii Yaaaaa ) beavis jumps up in the air and karate kicks dunk right in the (Kahone's) Dunk just grabs his ball's and crouches over.... while Beavis is yelling I won I won dunk is still bent over and Say's how did you win and beavis Say's I just dunked your balls....biatchhhhh!!!!!!!! to be continued later...
2007-05-25 03:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bart Simpson and Cartman. Cartman would win, cos he's using Kenny as a mallet. You killed Kenny you bast**d
2007-05-25 03:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by dd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jaws v Dorothy {wizard of Oz}
Dorothy to win
Because..she sings to the shark...
2007-05-25 03:51:41 · answer #8 · answered by seaview 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! that would take to long but it would be spiderman v wolverine.
wolverine would win cuz he stabbed spiderman in the chest 4 times!
2007-05-25 03:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morgoth bauglir and darth vader....Morgoth would win hands down.
2007-05-25 03:54:12 · answer #10 · answered by piglet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋