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I WOULD EAT IT. I EAT ALL TALKING THINGS, EXCEPT HUMANS!

COWS, PIGS, CHIKENS, U NAME IT I EAT IT.

2007-06-01 13:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by R.AAA 5 · 0 0

To be honest, I'd probably be extremely scared but I'd still talk back for some reason. Instead of running away and getting someone to verify that I'm not crazy, I'd carry on a conversation with it. I'm just weird like that.

2007-05-25 09:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dance and shout.....glory be this is what life is all about...at long last someone to talk too to ease my lonliness and solitude. I*d offer it a cool refreshing glass of water, and some food, maybe suggest that we go sit outdoors and enjoy the sunshine for a while/

2007-06-02 03:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by lonely needing friends 3 · 0 0

Scream

2007-05-25 09:44:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would say "it's about time, I studied all about you in college for 4 years, watered you, kept you warm and in a bright area and talked to you so that you could continue putting out new leaves and you can't even bring yourself to say thank you?"

2007-06-02 03:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by funkybass4ever! 5 · 0 0

It will tell all the things to the visitor of my house. So I better warn it not t speak in front of strangers.

2007-05-25 09:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would listen to what they are saying. They might be thirsty and want more water or fertlizer. The poor things aren't real healthy. So i really would listen to them.

2007-06-02 08:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0 0

Set it on a chair, offer it a drink of water, and see if it wants to go for a ride.

2007-05-25 09:47:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would either A) sit and listen to it. Or B) flip out and throw it down the garbage disposal and grind it into oblivion...

2007-05-25 09:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda S 3 · 1 0

Check yourself into the closest mental hospital.

2007-05-25 09:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by NX2K 1 · 0 0

Same thing I'd do with my wife in that situation. Lock it in the closet.

2007-05-25 09:46:27 · answer #11 · answered by Meatball ;) 3 · 0 0

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