funny answers are most welcome...
2007-05-25 01:32:10 · 8 answers · asked by kris 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
women turn into wifes. Men stay men. All a wife is, is a high priced hooker. you pay a hooker what 100 or 200 but a wife
you got to buy her cars, jewerly , houses it cost way more.
and all marriage is, is a contract between a man and a women were the man agrees to give up 1/2 of all he is worth
in return for less sex.also before marrige women love to have
fun or at least they pretend to, after marriage they love to stop fun.did you hear mickey mouse and minnie mouse are having marriage problems? so mickey saw a marriage counsler with minnie, by him self, minnie by her self, finally the marriage counsler said to mickey there is nothing wrong with minnie
mickey said i never said there was any thing wrong with her i just said she was fing goofey. also 1 more a father and
his son go into a drug store and the son sees the 3 pack of condoms and asks his father what are those for? the father says for high school 1 for fri night 1 for sat night 1 for sun night. the son then asks what is the 6 pak for the father answers for college 2 fri 2 sat 2 sun. the son then asks dad what is the 12 pak for the father says oh the 12 pack thats for
marriage 1 for jan 1 for feb 1 for march. well hope you enjoyed i still have 100's more. marriage has given me a lot
of material.
2007-05-25 01:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men understand the value of owning a ferret called Nigel..
2007-05-25 01:55:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are twice as strong but only 1/2 as smart as a woman. (Less in some cases!) :P
2007-05-25 01:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by Melanie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outside of the obvious, the difference is "women" has a "wo" and "men" does not.
2007-05-25 01:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need
2007-05-25 01:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the locations of their brains..... the womans being in her head and the mans being in his pants.... amongst many other things
2007-05-25 01:37:08 · answer #6 · answered by blueeyedcutie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the position of which they pee. one pees standing up and the other pees sitting down. :)
2007-05-25 01:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by gen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one is totally rational and the other is not.
2007-05-25 01:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by skipper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋