2007-05-24 21:34:21 · 27 answers · asked by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Basketcase you are so in for it !!! your going over my knee !!! lol xxx
2007-05-25 02:16:28 · update #1
I posted this yesterday and i loved it lol!!!!
I had a car crash this morning , I hit the car up the a r s e..........
The fella got out and he was a dwarf!! he said............
"I'm not happy"..........i said ...............
"Well which one are you then!!!"
2007-05-24 21:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 9⤊ 1⤋
I've lost 5 kilos in 3 months without dieting. Now that is something to smile about!
2007-05-25 04:42:10 · answer #2 · answered by TUMTUM 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Every time i try to fly i show my @ss,its really frustrating , fairys have to wear silly short skirts that show all their womenly bits and its frustrating for guys i can tell when their jaws hit the floor. lol xxx
2007-05-25 04:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by ☆♥ Tinkz Baby! ♥☆ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the teacher asked 3 children an example of the word "contagious"
Billy said, I had the mumps last month and mum said it was contagious.
Mary said that she had a cold and her dad told her it was contagious.
Johnny then said, my dad said the man next door is painting his house and it will take the contagious.
2007-05-25 05:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥jg spunk♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She sells sea shells by the seashore.
Environmentalists have long been looking for her. Call local police. Witnesses said she is armed and dangerous.
Who the hell gave me this corny joke.
2007-05-25 04:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Everton are sure to win the premiership next year!
2007-05-25 08:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Goodbye yellow brick road, blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH you can't blame me and your blah blah I'm going back to my plow...."
I don't know all the lyrics to one of my favorite Elton John songs that I've been thinking of a lot lately. Isn't that funny?
2007-05-25 04:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen the laughing dog on the Cuprinol advert? ALways makes me smile - especially when my daughter does a cracking impression of him!
2007-05-25 04:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
2007-05-25 04:40:44 · answer #9 · answered by lost_rabbit 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I like green seedless grapes.
2007-05-25 06:27:50 · answer #10 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A picture speaks a thousand words
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHABT2Adee0
Everyone loves bunnies!
2007-05-25 04:38:19 · answer #11 · answered by 4% Off 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋