a drunken sailor
2007-05-24 20:56:42 · 30 answers · asked by STEV0 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Put a lobster in his britches
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Put him in the long boat till he's sober,
Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.
And that's what you do with a drunken sailor!
There's a lot more verses~~but you get the gist!
Take no offense! Sailors were not the most upright citizens back in the day! They have come a long way since this sea chanty was written!!
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2007-05-24 21:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I don't know what to do with a drunken sailor early in the monring...
2007-05-25 03:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by Lyrical Lie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you do with a drunken Sailor?.....SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR ;)......early in the morning.......
2007-05-25 04:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by Ali 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw him in the deepest sea where a lot of sharks are starving for dinner.
2007-05-25 03:59:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him in bed with another drunk sailor.
2007-05-25 03:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by MJ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Throw shurikens at him and THEN throw him overboard!
Bwahaha!
Peace!
~ Ninja Girl (NG)
2007-05-26 10:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by Ä l ɐ ҳ ä 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cooooooooooooooooool I love the Insane Clown Posse!!!!!
2007-05-25 23:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bambi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie 2 cinderblocks to his wrists, tie 2 cinderblocks to his wrists, tie 2 cinderblocks to is wrists and dump him in the water.... my brother made that up... he had to sing that song in the choir. He hated it...
2007-05-25 21:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roll him and then drop him back at his ship. Now ask me what I would do to an aviator.
2007-05-25 04:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ship him off. No shore leave allowed in my home.
2007-05-25 04:01:02 · answer #10 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋