Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
2007-05-24 16:13:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
jeez! ok, no comment to the others...sheeeesh!!
2007-05-24 16:19:06 · update #1
Very good ! Ha ! Ha!
2007-05-24 17:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by John M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to have to tell that down at the senior center tomorrow.
2007-05-24 16:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bad news is that you think this fifty-year-old joke is funny.
2007-05-24 16:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by balderarrow 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Did you just read a Highlights magazine?
2007-05-24 16:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by Nitz Frugent 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but I've heard it before.
2007-05-24 16:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patient: OH I'M FCUKED.
kbyxx
2007-05-24 20:41:21 · answer #6 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, talk about coming and going! LOL
2007-05-24 16:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by Ronni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! Nice one :D
2007-05-24 16:16:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, God... ah haha.
Niiiice.
-- That would so happen to me, lol. XD
2007-05-24 16:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Hatake Seraph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's worse than my jokes
2007-05-24 16:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋