Or an editorial comment from the Universe? He tried several times, without success, to wipe off the stain (I'm reminded of Shakespeare's MACBETH, in which Lady McBeth says, "Out Damned spot!"). You can find the story on today's (5/24/07) edition of The Drudge Report.
2007-05-24 14:09:17 · 16 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
No, dude, those birds fly up from hell to send messages.
2007-05-24 14:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
God sent the sparrow to warn the people that a bomb would fall on our government and its mark will never be erased (similar to 9/11)
The universe's powerful forces gathered together and controlled the sparrow's mind, forcing him to attack the human symbol of our power as a world superpower, warning us that its own power is too powerful for us.
The islamic extremists learned how to implant minute brain controlling devices in small birds and insects, the pooing sparrow was a forewarning of our impending doom.
Aliens visited our planet and decided to attack the man that they saw had the most stupidity and was in a high position of authority.
Look at it from any perspective and its still just a bunch of bird sh**...
2007-05-24 14:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Lord Does Work in Mysterious Ways !
2007-05-24 14:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by lightwriter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, He become sending some thing human beings a message about how He feels about George and his phony religiosity! God says "Ya gotta have amusing often times or you'll flow plumb nuts!"
2016-11-27 00:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by deamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, It is just a sign that even the Animal World has had about enough of the Bush dopes too.
2007-05-24 20:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, getting crapped on by a bird is a sign of good luck.
dont ask me why, cause I dont know, but it is considered good luck in some cultures - google it, youll see
2007-05-24 15:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by urbanbulldogge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am waiting for the far right to blame the bird poop on the Clinton's.
2007-05-25 11:00:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is indisputable evidence that at least one sparrow has a functional digestive system.
2007-05-24 14:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by Bullet Magnet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was a sign that the Sparrow had good aim
2007-05-24 14:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by xjoizey 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not hardly. I'm wondering how much Jon Stewert paid that pigeon... it was a BIG PIGEON... they showed an image of it.
2007-05-24 14:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋