Be creative and funny plz.
2007-05-24 13:06:14 · 21 answers · asked by Adam E 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
he was too scared of the traffic? idk im sorry i could have been more creativw
2007-05-24 13:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because there were road construction sites all up and down the roads, there was no place for the poor little chicken to cross, so she went back home and had lunch with the three pigs until the wolf came by and blew the house down. So, the wolf had a choice of chicken and pork, but the pigs escaped and crossed the road, though they did not get to the other side, the construction workers were hungry at that time and had the pigs for lunch. What happened to the chicken? She wished she would have crossed that road. =D
2007-05-24 20:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because their were giant hawks on the other side waiting to attack him & have him for lunch...so he clucked & clucked for someone to help him get to the otherside to rescue what was left of his friends.....so here come the farmer down the road with his shotgun...the hawks look at each other in fear cause they knew they were about to pay the price...all of a sudden a cow comes out of no where & starts mooing at the farmer & the chicken...the farmer nodded at the cow...for he knew what the cow had asked....so the cow stomped on 1 hawk as the others attacked the cows leg trying to save what was left of their friends....soon enough there was a bloody mess of chicken feathers from where the hawks had killed the chickens & the cow had stomped the hawks...the farmer & the chicken were dancing while the farmer shot his gun up in the air for victory.....& the chickens reunited & grieved over the loss of some of their friends....but they were happy that the cow & the farmer come to help
ok the end ..LOL
2007-05-24 20:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by yahooligan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well lets look at our options. Little Miss Hen can try to tackle that distance but not only will she be left tired but she will also be risking her life. at any moment a drunk driver could just run her over! plus once she gets to the other side all tired, there could be a KFC employee! that's a death wish! and who knows, that rooster on the other side might not even be handsome! honestly, i dont think its worth it.
2007-05-24 21:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because someone had already eaten the drumsticks ...
Because the lights were against him ...
Because it was a zebra crossing and he knew his species ...
Here's one for you - why did the pervert cross the road ... cause his dick was caught in a chicken ...
2007-05-24 20:13:51 · answer #5 · answered by zappafan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the street was way too busy & she was just way too chicken!
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Oh Darn! Nana already said it! lol
OK, how about this then...
she was stuck on Q&A trying to answer 'just one more question!' She's addicted, you know. Poor thing.
2007-05-24 20:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Eudora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she was scared of the Rebellious drunk passed out in the ditch on the other side.
2007-05-24 20:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because she was a law-abiding chicken, and she didn’t get a ‘walk’ light (she didn’t want to be a jay-walker).
2007-05-24 20:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Bob Thompson 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There was a pig roast on the side of the street he was on.
2007-05-24 20:09:10 · answer #9 · answered by Honesty 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The rooster was on her side of the street
2007-05-24 20:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was in a Zen state of mind?
2007-05-24 20:10:58 · answer #11 · answered by Pamela B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋