-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side.
2007-05-24 12:21:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
very funny :)
2007-05-24 12:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by Je m'aime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, That Joke Bites!!
What Did One Chicken Say To Another??
"F%ck Off"!!! <<===In A Chicken's "Clucking" Kind Of Sound.
Yeah, I Know Reading It, Sounds Lame, But Only Cuz You Ain't Doing The "Punch Line" Like It's Supposed To Sound!!!
2007-05-24 19:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by Aztec Warrior 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, those chicken jokes are super funny.
2007-05-24 19:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by sokokl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know a better joke
why is 6 afraid of 7 *you say why* cuz 7 8 9 lol hehe ;)
2007-05-24 19:25:24 · answer #4 · answered by Nikko Zoom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favourite joke goes like this
will you remember me in 5 years?
will you remember me in 5 months?
will you remember me in 5 weeks?
will you remember me in 5 hours?
will you remember me in 5 minutes?
will you remember me in 5 seconds?
knock knock
who's there?
I thought you said you'll remember me!
2007-05-24 19:27:11 · answer #5 · answered by sweet_candy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-05-24 19:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by marie2dessy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it because you just told us the answer!!!!Its not funny because it is old and i heard it alot!!!!
2007-05-24 19:26:02 · answer #7 · answered by **Sara** 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is your point
2007-05-24 19:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
classics are always hilarious!
2007-05-24 19:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious and very original!!!!!!
2007-05-24 19:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋