im just having a ponder
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2007-05-24 12:07:53 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
im not in to animal crulety i just wondered what wud happen as a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands butter side down
2007-05-24 12:16:02 · update #1
The cat would die! hehehehehehe!
Thats a GOOD ONE! hehehehe!
2007-05-24 12:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by Angry EX-DEM 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think you are on to something, in theory with just the right toast or possibly a bagel or two everything should levitate. I would not try this at home however as the other possibility is an uncontrolled reaction between cat and buttered toast which will result in both exploding.
2016-05-17 06:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The toast would act as a parachute and the cat would land on all fours. However it would lose one of its 9 lives. It would then go and open a door like they do on whiskas adverts and a fat bloke would take the toast off the cats back and say in a jolly voice "I dont often eat from a p.ussy but im starving". He would devour the toast then cough up a furball due to the fur stuck on the buttered toast.
2007-05-24 12:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the cat always wants to land on its feet and the buttered toast always wants to land buttered side down, I think you have just created a perpetual motion machine! Congrats to you!
Throw it in the air, watch it spin for a while and then just walk away.
2007-05-24 12:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
PETA would bust me for cruelty to the cat, the cat would eat the toast, and the media would have a field day discussing why I would do such a thing.
The other questions sound like something Gallagher would ask.
2007-05-24 12:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would land butter side down. So tie the toast to the cat butter side up.
2007-05-24 12:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about the toast but at least the cat would land upright. as for the other ponders i have no good ideas
2007-05-24 12:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by chaluppa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It couldn't happen. A parallel universe would open up and the cat would land in one and the toast in the other.
2007-05-24 12:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would land buttered side up and the cat would be toast.
Here's another.. Would seas be deeper if sponges didn't live there?
2007-05-24 12:15:12 · answer #9 · answered by Polo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1---Our cat would eat it
2---Call it an erection
3---When Tony Liar tells the truth
4---?????? 3 out of 4 aint bad thas A+ grade on todays A levels
2007-05-24 12:20:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 You'd have cat jam toast
2 Because a builting don't sound right
3 When they start to sound good
4 You've got me on that one
2007-05-24 12:16:36 · answer #11 · answered by nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋