Now that I have an alibi could someone help me get rid of the bodies?

Answer 1

A friend will help you move... a REAL friend will help you move the bodies.

Answer 2

Dig pit(4-5ft. deep) in woods. Fill with lime(no, not the fruit!)
deposit bodies. Cover with galvanized tin sheeting. Bury metal completely to a depth of 2 ft at center. Lay down sod and plant small tree or bush in center. Wash hands, shovel. Go home. Pray lots of people leave the same sneaker track.

Answer 3

That depends are ya close to the ocean? Do ya have any bricks or quick-dry cement so we can dump them into the ocean. Oh yeah ya better have some heavy duty rope too so they don't float back up. I bring a truck ,but you have to pay for the gas and for the clean-up. Oh I don't live near any oceans so it might cost ya a little to bring me out there.

Answer 4

RECIPE for HIDING the BODIES in the IRAQ GENOCIDE BY the Bush administration's Death Squads
By George W. Bush

400,000 lbs of C4
Crates marked with "boom shalaglag" and " I kill people to make my day"

and Condeleeza's Pussy to bone while watching the explosions

and a explosives experts

Answer 5

I want to hear the alibi first. Then we can find some woods somewhere and start digging.... wait. what is a shallow grave, anyway?

Answer 6

Yes, I'll be right there. I have a great place... Although you owe me an alibi.

Answer 7

now you're on your own


no worries though, i'll still provide an alibi

Answer 8

Wood chipper. Spray them over the catfish pond.

Answer 9

Okay! I'll bring over my industrial meat grinder!

Answer 10

Shh...I got a truck out back. Stash em in and we'll bury them.