please be funny and confusing. try your best cause i wanna laugh like crazy!^-^
2007-05-24 11:46:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why is the sky green? No, wait, blue? I like the sky... It's SHIIIIIIINYYYY!
2007-05-24 11:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people at a certain club like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people at a certain club like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
2007-05-24 18:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Stiffy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
2007-05-24 18:58:24 · answer #3 · answered by ThinkaboutThis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great green gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher guts splashed on the walls with Mutilated Monkey brains. And then there was this girl who and the cow jumped over the moon.
2007-05-24 18:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by calisweetieus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time i bought gas it was one dollar two ninety eight.
2007-05-24 18:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Du ist ein dicke ganze!!!
try and figure that out!
2007-05-24 18:50:36 · answer #6 · answered by Senbonzakura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
em esufoc ot gniht modnar yna yas ot yrt (your question back wards)
2007-05-24 18:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by *Forget me not* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any random thing to confuse me
did you laugh?
2007-05-24 18:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by basmusiq 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
2007-05-24 18:58:33 · answer #9 · answered by Impavidsoul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
booger lips
2007-05-24 18:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by fluttergirl2004 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋