Oh you know, this isn't really funny! Picture the mother who has finally raised all of her children to the point where they are out of the home and living on their own. She goes out for an evening with friends, a nice dinner, good conversation, one drink, much laughter, arriving home alone at the ungodly hour of 11:00 p.m. She unlocks the door and walks into the house to find two of her brood of three waiting for her with cries of "Where have you been?" and "We've been worried sick!" You see, the poor woman was under the mistaken impression that she had reached a point in life where her time was her own, that she no longer had to answer to anyone. Oh silly, SILLY woman.
Her children have now purchased a cell phone that she is to carry with her at all times, so that they can get hold of her to make sure she's safe. She has decided that it was more fun being a kid and answering to her parents.
2007-05-24 22:37:46
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answered by PJPeach 5
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I am at the soul searching stage. I have just graduated college and now cannot figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life. It sucks!
2007-05-24 18:09:55
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't worry about getting caught by either! I guess I'm in that "inbetween" stage of life! I'm 21...
2007-05-24 18:13:36
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answered by hondaexsweetie 1
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Neither, really. I worry about finding a balance in pleasing my parents as well as myself. We have very different views on how I should live my life.
2007-05-24 18:16:00
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answered by Caribbean Belle 6
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I worry about getting caught by my parents. lol. that's my stage in life.
2007-05-24 18:16:50
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answered by A Girl 4
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The very lost stage.
2007-05-24 19:07:16
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answered by Jaded 7
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I think I'm past both. My parents are passed away, and our kids are adults. And they already know the whole sex thing and know that a closed door means "knock" or "DON'T COME IN!" when they visit.
2007-05-24 18:18:41
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answered by chefgrille 7
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I'm looking like a hairy cave man you should know which stage I'm at
2007-05-24 18:11:03
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answered by L 4
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There is no one to catch me now. I am freer than I have ever been. But yet I do nothing to be caught at,
2007-05-24 18:11:43
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answered by asmikeocsit 7
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My cellmate she wants a piece of me anyway..... only joking would be my daughter am terrified I am going to scar her for life. What about you?
2007-05-24 23:05:00
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answered by Anonymous
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