Are you a dog person or a cat person?

Question

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

Answer 1

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

DAY 659
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 662
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed.

DAY 669
Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 681
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Hmmm Not working according to plan: perhaps I should try this with their baby...

DAY 688
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 690
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 699
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other paw has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time .....

Answer 2

lol, that's too cute. but i am a cat person. their diary goes something like this:
8am - laid on mom's chest so she would have to get up and feed me
9am - decided i didn't want the breakfast the mom made. turned my noise up and walked away.
10am - after she went to work i ate it anyway
11am - took a nap
12pm - drank from the toilet
1pm - play with the kids toys
2pm - took another nap
3pm - ignored the kids when they came home from school
4pm - stopped the big kid from doing homework so she could pet me, now!
5pm - met mom at the door, so glad she home. now i can get some real attention
6pm - demanded dinner
7pm - took a nap
8pm - played with my toys (the kids took their back. well except for the car i hid in the closet, in the basement.)
9pm - bedtime. it's been a hard day. i really need a nap before i get up at midnight to exercises

Answer 3

I wanna be your dog, but I'm a cat with a bad attitude. I hate
other cats and will try to kill them along with any stray racoons
that may come around. I don't like people that much because
I've been abandoned a lot and they don't like it when I try to
scratch the hell out of them. I now have a person who I like
(she spent a fortune on me when a racoon almost tore my
leg off). I tried to scratch her once, but she didn't even flinch..
guess that doesn't work anymore. Personally, I'm a dog
person (cat). They're kind of cool and friendly and are a
lot dumber than me, making me feel great. My person
threatens to get one all the time if I keep acting up, so I
guess I will. Excuse me while I go spray on her new quilt.

Answer 4

Definiately A dog Person. I wish You could see my little 6 Ib. Chichuahua (never was sure of the spelling). But he is "white" with Long Hair, and so smart. He was born when the Tampa Bay Bucceneers were Playing in the Super Bowl, here in Fla. and WON.........So I Named Him Bucc! Nothing like a good, adoreable Pet. Huh?

Answer 5

I like dogs for many reasons
They know that they aren't god, even though their name spelled backwards is god.
They don't claw the crap out of your furniture, they are kind enough to nibble it
They don't sit there with a smirk on their face knowing they left you a big turd in a box beside the dryer
they won't sleep on your face, they prefer to cut off the circulation in your feet instead
If you fart, they still love you
And the best part of all, if they happen to scratch you, it's purely by accident and it wont welt nearly as bad as a cat would.

Answer 6

Cat. I was once raised with puppies, however received a kitten whilst I received married, and feature had cats ever considering the fact that. I am forty two and feature 4. We simply maintain rescuing them. Got a stray you do not know what to do with? Call Rick & Maggie...

Answer 7

Cats and Dogs? My God, do we even have to compare the two? OBVIOUSLY, dogs are better. EVERYONE knows that. Let's go over the reasons why.

Cat owner's = evil, Dog owners = good: Some well known cat owners include Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Mike Tyson and Martha Stewart. Well known dog owners? None other than Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, Martin Luther King, and even Jesus! Yes, even Jesus, son of God. How can you not like dogs better than cats when Jesus had one? What are you, SOME KIND OF HEATHEN!?!

Dogs defend people: Have you heard of guard dogs? Don't you feel safer with a dog in the home? Even little dogs bark if someone tries to break in to give you a warning. Dogs = safety. What about cats? Did you ever see that Stephen King movie, "Cat's Eye"? In it, some people say cats steal people's breath. Is that what you want? To be sleeping and have some cat STEAL YOUR BREATH!?! If so you deserve what you get!! What about man eating tigers? Have you heard of them? Do you want to be eaten by some species of cat? What are you, stupid???? Is that the type of behavior you want to reward in an animal?

Cats and dogs on TV: Let's say you are stuck in the woods. Your leg is caught in a bear trap. You're trapped. It's getting dark. No one knows where you are. Wouldn't you want to have a dependable border collie like Lassie getting you help? Here's an animal that has hundreds of episodes worth of lifesaving experience. Basically all he did ever week was get his stupid owner Timmy out of jams. This is like a day at the beach for Lassie. Or would you rather have Morris the cat help you? Yeah, big help he'd be. "Morris help me, my leg is in a bear trap. Help!" Here's Morris's response "Meow, meow, meow, meow." Translation "I'm a stupid cat who doesn't really understand what you're saying. Feed me and then I'll wander away and leave you to die! Then I'll come back and eat you after you're dead. I've always wanted to see what you tasted like." IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT??!?!?! TO HAVE YOUR ROTTING CARCASS EATEN BY YOUR PET?!?! THEN GET A CAT!!! BUT DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU DIE TRYING TO CHEW YOUR OWN LEG OFF TO GET OUT OF A BEAR TRAP!!!

Dogs are known as "Man's Best Friend": Do you know how long and hard they had to work to earn that title? There have literally been millions of species of animals, birds, insects, etc and yet dogs got the nod out of all of them. That's right, while cats were peeing on people's rugs, scratching up their furniture, and ignoring people when they call them dogs were working overtime. They were fetching papers, acting happy to see their masters, and wagging their tails every time someone even LOOKED in their directions. What about rewarding hard work? What about rewarding effort? Not picking dogs after all that work is just wrong! They've earned it!

So would you rather have a loyal, caring pet, an animal that has worked for more than 2 millenia to earn the title of man's best friend? Or on the other hand would you rather have a BREATH STEALING, ALMOST WILD ANIMAL THAT WOULD EAT YOU ALIVE IF IT COULD? For the love of God, CHOOSE DOGS!!!

Thank you for your time...

Answer 8

Dog

Answer 9

Just an inkling here, but I think you're a dog person.

I don't really have anything against cats. I used to love them, until I realised they don't really care about you as much as themselves. They're independent, but expect you to feed them and care for them. They can be pretty feral too.

A dog is a man's best friend, right?

Answer 10

Dog person