2007-05-24 10:08:44 · 9 answers · asked by bligs2001 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Take yourself a cold shower...If that doesn't work get into your car drive to your girlfriends house ring the doorbell..Now when she answers the door punch her in the face for not giving it up to you...after she call the police and has you arrested for assault and you are sitting in a jail cell with other guys believe me your urge to screw aka blue balls will be quickly healed.
2007-05-24 16:03:55 · answer #1 · answered by vonpipes26 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blue Balls is caused by a congestion of sperm within the vas deferens tube. They got there by you getting all hot and flustered. They will eventually get reabsorbed by the body since they aren't being used, but the fastest and easiest way to get rid of the pain is to release them by sex or masturbation. If you find yourself getting this condition often, you can help yourself out by keeping the pipes clean every day or two. You'll still have enough everyday to father a child and *** the normal amount, but you won't have the pain associated with too much build up or nocturnal emissions, which can be a problem when you don't release enough either. Anyway you look at it, you need a release.
2007-05-24 10:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by The Wonder of It all 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Masturbation
2007-05-24 10:16:53 · answer #3 · answered by nfogey_1981 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get the girl that gave you blue balls to do you.
2007-05-24 11:07:53 · answer #4 · answered by alwayintosomething 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of tylenols can relieve the pain effectively.
2007-05-24 11:08:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mr.Longrove 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
masturbation
2007-05-24 10:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by jonnyraven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ice... and finish the job at hand
2007-05-24 10:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by sam hill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masturbate.
2007-05-24 12:20:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
masterbate and have an orgasm
2007-05-24 10:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋