Once on the radio they played Carrie underwood's Before He Cheats and then afterwards they played this song by some guy that was a re to the song. Before she...and I cant remember the song ...
have you heard it? Do you know what its called?
2007-05-24 09:50:28 · 5 answers · asked by Waiting For Baby #1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Country
It's called Before He Eats
"Before He Cheats" Based on the performance by Carrie Underwood
"Before He Eats" Parody by Abbott Skelding
About a guy who doesn't look at the expiration date of food before he eats...
Right now he's probably just sitting on the couch right there,
and his stomachs probably grumbling...
Right now, he's probably walking to the kitchen- just to eat
cause he’s really hungry...
Right now, he's eating up everything, eating real quick
stopping for absolutely nothing…
And he don't know...
That the milk went bad three weeks ago
and it wouldn’t help since he ate raw bread dough
Even ate all of his doggy’s feed…
He ate some Johnsonville bratwurst that was expired,
Drank hot sauce- set mouth on fire
Maybe next time he'll think before he eats.
Right now, he's probably upchucking some
garbage that he ate while he was in a frenzy
Right now, he's probably saying "I'm sick"
and he's thinking that he shouldn’t have been eating,
Right now, he's probably going to
the kitchen because he is still hungry
He still don’t know…
That the eggs are rotten, you smell them worldwide
And if he eats the bacon he’ll hold his side
And the ham in there should not be green
And if he eats that hamburger- he’ll be up all night
In the bathroom- it’s not right
Maybe next time he'll think before he eats.
You would have thought that this loser would learn his lesson
Cause the next time that he eats...
Oh, you know it won't be pretty…
Ohh... not pretty…
Cause he ate all of the food inside
of his pretty little fridge, he don’t feel right,
Ate thirty boxes of shredded wheat…
He ate some Hamburger Helper all through the night,
Drank a glass of month old Sprite...
Maybe next time he'll think before he eats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he eats...
Ohh... before he eats...
2007-05-24 10:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope thats not it..none of those...Its has something to do with the girl catching the guy cheating..and the guy is supposed to be her bf who sings the song..he just makes fun of her i think. Ive heard it. Its before she"something" I cant remember the word where something is. He says shes a slut or something. Good luck..
2007-05-24 11:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk Away by Stoney LaRue???
Well you think that you're some woman
And this is some kind of town
And you know that this man
Is gonna follow you all around
To the ends of the county
To the edge of the state
Goin' all around the world
Ridin' on your tailgate
I'm not used to your attention
You usually turn and walk away
Days of redemption
What have you to say?
What have you to say?
What have you to say now?
Well you got some kind of nerve
Lookin the way that you are
In your Bob Dylan t-shirt
Fillin' up my tip jar
You keep bringin' me whiskey
You keep askin' me for my songs
You sent me your number girl
I hope that you did not take me wrong
Cause I'm not used to your attention
You usually turn and walk away
Days of redemption
What have you to say?
What have you to say?
What have you to say now?
2007-05-24 10:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by lilgilley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive never heard it before but it sounds interesting. i luv that carrie underwood song. she did a good job on american idol last night
2007-05-24 09:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by iamkillerqueen09 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard Ridin dirty
Then I heard white and nerdy....
2007-05-24 10:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋