the wife's about to come home
2007-05-24 09:11:30 · 19 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You better have that house clean by the time she gets there. Are you dressed?
2007-05-24 09:13:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Listen. You have to get your priorities and goals organized. First off, you say your keg ran dry. Well, duh! What do you do? Toss the empty in the back of the truck and get it re-filled.
Then since you're out anyway, stop for a few cold ones. Take your time. 3-4 hours. By then, your wife will have come home, cussed you out about the mess you left and cleaned it up herself.
When you finally get home, you unload that keg, looking really manly with it on your shoulder as you bring it in, and she is just gonna get all wet and excited looking at her big strong man.
And after all those cold ones you knocked down, she's gonna look pretty good too.
So now you're getting some good loving, you have a full keg of beer and you're house is all cleaned up!
Dude, why do I have to tell you this?
2007-05-25 08:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by debbi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a free man as of the goddamn day you were brought into this blessed country we call the U S of who gives a damn A!
You better well make a decision, but a goddamn manly one, or so help me god all those men who went out and sacrificed their lives to give you your goddamn rights are screwed.
Now you sit on your ***, and drink whatever the hell is still in that goddamn keg of yers and you wait for that wife of yers to come home.
You don't move or nothin' unless you're gonna go get another beer, change the channel or make some more Soldiers for America.
Hoo-rah
2007-05-24 16:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Matarael 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if that housework will lead you out the door to get a new keg. Don't forget the deposit>>>>...
2007-05-24 16:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by EDUB 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you finished off a keg while your woman was at work ya had better think of something better to do for her than Just house work!
2007-05-24 16:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by Krystal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, she'll do it when she gets home, but call her quick and tell her to pick up some more beer before she comes home, it will save her a trip later.
2007-05-24 16:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Quix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not... just act like the empty keg was already there when she left and don't falter.
2007-05-24 16:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck naw...you go gitcher self another keg.
2007-05-24 16:14:56 · answer #8 · answered by Casinomule 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha Doing work while drunk is never a good idea. Just enjoy being drunk for now and own up to the consequences later. Good luck!!
2007-05-24 16:14:10 · answer #9 · answered by smilestace2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have her pickup some more beer before she comes home and then make her do the housework.
2007-05-24 16:14:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋