2007-05-24 08:15:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You will become king, much to the chagirn of the Windsors.
2007-05-24 08:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You will become King of the Britons. But, I warn you, the people will eventually rebel, once they figure out that you can't expect to yield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.
For a complete discourse on the dangers of assuming the throne based solely on the acquisition of a sword, check out the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI&mode=related&search=
2007-05-24 15:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by TS 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You will turn into King Arthur but be very careful because Sir Lancelot has the hots for your woman in a big way.
2007-05-25 03:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The last guy who did that became king!
But then his wife cheated on him with his best friend, his half-sister seduced him with sorcery and bore him a son, and that son not only eventually killed him, but also wore a ridiculously ugly helmet.
But hey... what are the chances of all that happening twice? I say go for it.
2007-05-24 20:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by sueflower 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats not a sword, it's a retaining pin. And it's not a rock, it's a large commie pineapple.
2007-05-25 23:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get a free sword.
2007-05-24 15:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by Iggy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The handle will break off , but on the good side there will be a storage compartment with matches , hooks and fishing line : )
2007-05-24 16:09:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
All Hail, King Arthur....
2007-05-24 15:18:47 · answer #8 · answered by slykitty62 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We're gonna expect you to slay a dragon.
2007-05-24 15:21:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to be some kind of a wizard to know that.
2007-05-24 15:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋