I tried duct taping my butt cheeks tightly together.
I tried a cork.
I even tried a tampon.
I just cant stop the fart attacks.
2007-05-24 05:47:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Listen, if Duct tape doesn't work, your a** is shot! I would suggest a butt transplant! lol.
2007-05-24 05:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by Candace A 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Danger! Will Robinson, Danger.
Add a salad to your meals. Eat more vegetables like carrots, broccoli, lettuce, and cauliflower with your Beans and coffee.
You either have been on a camp out where the Chuck wagon only had beans left and you've been making your coffee of out mesquite, or, you just can't stop eating those gas making little pills from Carters Pills. Affectionately known as Carter's little F@rter Starters.
Skip the pills and ask for a salad with your beans.
2007-05-24 05:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by d4d9er 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why the h*ll would you try to stop them, as Larry the Cable Guy would say "Let'r rip".
Stay away from garlic, do you eat alot of it? If you do, the vampires are not going to get you. I know when I eat alot of garlic, I leak too.
If all else fails, call NYSEG or your local electric and gas company, a report a leak. C'mon that would be funny.
P.S. I ripped one on the train this morning, I think no one heard me, because they all had their ipods blaring. Sometimes it works to get a seat.
Good Luck farty fart pants.
2007-05-24 06:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by Steubid Haz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
remeber take beano and the will be no gas
2007-05-24 12:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Scooby5150 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop eating beans....
2007-05-27 02:04:36 · answer #5 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas-X and Beano...
2007-05-24 11:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by Barbara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about closing your mouth?
2007-05-24 05:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋