I have too many to choose a favorite, but I love this one:
When I was growing up, my favorite uncle was Uncle Caveman. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and every once in awhile, he'd eat one of us. Later, we found out he was a bear.
2007-05-24 04:40:56 · 3 answers · asked by Little Miss Can't Be Wrong 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The best:
When it rains it's like god is crying...... it's probably something "you" said.
2007-05-24 04:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Iggy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite one was:
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
2007-05-24 11:45:34 · answer #2 · answered by Fool in the Rain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mine is... "After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, 'Hey, old buddy, how's it going?
2007-05-24 11:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋