"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
*"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat - shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
*He said -"Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said -"That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
2007-05-24 03:52:36 · 15 answers · asked by Kelly*Belly 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
2007-05-24 03:54:30 · update #1
Too funny!
Q: What do prisons and men's brains have in common?
A: Not enough cells per man.
Q: What can birds do that men can't?
A: Whistle through their peckers.
Q: What does concrete and men have in common?
A: Once laid it takes a long time for it to get hard.
Who ever said a way to a man's heart is through his stomach was aiming too high.
2007-05-24 03:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Ella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are great!!!! I love the one about the sweatshirt, "University of Oklahoma", I'm not a blonde, so I appreciate it that much more =)
2007-05-24 05:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by suzlaa1971 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the fairy!
2007-05-24 04:28:48 · answer #3 · answered by Sugar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just choked on my coffee I was laughing so hard! Thanks for the very funny post and with that, I think I'll go do the laundry.
2007-05-24 04:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.I needed a real good laugh and for once I have never heard those.
2007-05-24 05:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff thanx.I think the men enjoyed it too.I did.
2007-05-24 04:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by Punish M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The jokes were all too funny!!! I had to share them with my co-workers.. Thanks for the laugh!!
2007-05-24 04:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by MonaLisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-24 03:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao too funny !!
2007-05-24 04:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by jbe2176 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Thanks for sharing the funnies - loved that fairy!
2007-05-24 03:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by Stefka 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋