2007-05-24 00:52:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I love George Carlin...and his bit about Capitol Punishment and how they should bring back the catapult and boiling in oil. He really is a funny guy! I saw him live when he came to town here in Reading, PA. He's a comedic genius!!!
2007-05-24 00:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥Mrs SSG B♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bill Cosby as Himself:) as well as Larry the Cable Guy, and currently I think his funniest joke refers to water-heads at Walmart:)
2007-05-24 08:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eddie Murphy,funniest joke I heard him tell was about midgets.He said he hated being around midgets because they make him horney,because they are always breathing on his fly,and they shouldn't be doing that unless they mean business.I can't tell it properly because they will censor me,sorry!
2007-05-24 07:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jimmy Carr.
A woman came up to me after telling a joke. She said, you shouldn't tell jokes about the obese. You are fattist.
I said, No, actually, I think you will find that you are the fattest.
2007-05-24 07:56:11 · answer #4 · answered by Delirius 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The late, great Sam Kinison, he said, "I don't get the documentaries filmed in Ethiopia, with all the film crews there, why can't they give the kid a sandwhich & the producer yells, "Not yet" he doesn't look hungry enough...."
2007-05-24 07:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by eluvsdmode 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy when they were young and George carlin
2007-05-24 07:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill Hicks, who was a genius, still is one of my favourites. He did a fantastic bit on God and dinosaurs that cracks me up every time.
2007-05-24 07:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the ones no longer living, Belushi, Radner etc
2007-05-24 07:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mitch Hedberg
Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "...Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?
2007-05-25 02:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
russell peters..
* what do u call a kid whose parents are greek n french?
>> A Freek
2007-05-24 07:55:36 · answer #10 · answered by Madzonna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋