A man was sitting reading the newspaper, when his wife comes over and hits him across the head,
He said "Whats that for?", she said " I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Mary Ellen written on it"
Quick as a flash he said...............
"That was the name of a horse from the races last week" which she accepted............
A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan........
He said "Whats that for?" she replies....................
Your bloody horse rang!!!!!!
2007-05-23 23:12:48 · 27 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks that cheered me up was feeling a bit down .x
2007-05-23 23:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very good joke! Here's another. She had told the court the defendant had robbed her. "Yes," said the judge. "You claim this man stole a hundred dollars you had pinned inside your knickers?" "Yes, judge, that's him." "But why didn't you put up a fight, scream or kick?" "Your Honour, at the time I didn't know he was after my money."
2007-05-24 01:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant loved it! 10/10!
2007-05-23 23:26:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. sounds familiar, I mean the joke not the incident. LOL
2007-05-24 00:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by seshu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He He He! i'll tell that one to my mates tonight very good
2016-05-21 09:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
love it
have a star
;-)
2007-05-23 23:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe... Very funny, plus, wrong room to post jokes... :-p
2007-05-23 23:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by Stardust 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he he, nice one. What makes me think that one has an element of truth in it though?
2007-05-23 23:15:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one of the best smirk and chuckle i've had from the jokes that i've seen on here so far.
2007-05-23 23:18:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! thats a good en!
2007-05-23 23:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...thnx for putting it up here...funny. i give u a star for it..
2007-05-23 23:57:03 · answer #11 · answered by nikita 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋