A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?" The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my anaconda gives a phuc."
2007-05-23 21:57:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Ag shame, lilAudrey doesn't have a sense of humour.
2007-05-23 22:18:48 · update #1
Very Funny
2007-05-23 22:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by walt631 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that, it was really cute and i had a good little giggle. So did everyone in my office. Kinda makes me wonder when my boa gets that big which widdle wabbit i should get.
2007-05-29 07:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by Jenna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaa!!!! That really is funny, and I fink lilAudrey is the anaconda who give a phuc!!!!
2007-05-31 09:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by poepies 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one, and love hearing it again. It's really cute and funny. Wish I could have seen the shopkeeper's face..... hehehe
2007-05-24 05:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by FranzeL 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-30 07:59:28 · answer #5 · answered by holly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute and funny - lol
Lil Audrey - give credit where it's due no need to be nasty.
2007-05-24 06:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by Thato 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lol
2007-05-29 20:11:23 · answer #7 · answered by nicole_252006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...hahahaha! like the pet shop dude was expecting something like that!!
2007-05-24 05:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
bwahahaha. Everytime I hear that one I still crack up. So typical of children.
2007-05-24 08:36:23 · answer #9 · answered by Ni Ten Ichi Ryu 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I LOVE THAT, COULD U PL. TEACH ME HOW TO SPEAK IN THAT WAY ? I AM A KID TOO.
2007-05-31 11:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by SANAT 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋