My big c ock gets me up so early in the morning it is beginning to become a problem.
How can i make the " fella" less active at such an early hour ?
My wife is getting annoyed at the " chap" and has suggested wringing his neck but i have become so attached , what sould i do ?
2007-05-23 21:46:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Pee really good before you go to bed, it is just a urine hard on. (And a real gentleman never gives one to his lady.)
2007-05-23 23:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by treasuredwife69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this sounds normal to me. see a doctor if you think it's unusual, but i imagine he'll tell you the same thing.
roll over and go back to sleep. if you can't go to sleep, go in the bathroom and masturbate, then go back to sleep. if the above fix disturbs your wife (light sleeper), consider buying a dual mattress (put two small mattress in one king size bed frame, so less motion transfers to her side of the bed).
if all of the above still doesn't work, your wife may simply need to be more understanding. it sounds like this is a normal physiological thing, and nothing you can remedy. if her hormones were waking her up at 2 am every day, she would expect you to understand, am i correct? i see nothing to indicate this situation is any different.
i wish you luck :/
2007-05-24 05:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by kagerousan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your wife to enjoy the ride. Or else you can "wring his neck" in the bathroom.
But if I were your wife, I would just enjoy the wake up call.....
2007-05-24 07:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by jade j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your poor **** might have a seed or something stuck which needs to come out!.
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You could get your wife to wrap her stiff little fingers round him then with vigorous hand movements ruffle his feathers enough to spit out the offending seed..
oh and watch out for poor ***** , she might start meowing for attention then you'd have two noisy critters to contend with!.
2007-05-24 05:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by robert x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go c a doctor if its really annoyin u dat much, bt yo wife shld be grateful some men cnt even gt it up
2007-05-24 05:13:23 · answer #5 · answered by fishbone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try a bit of action at night then in the morn or rattle one off that showed do the trick
2007-05-24 05:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by mark h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why it gets u up? cuz u erects in the mornig? All of men are often have an erection in the morning but it not get them get up, so what u mean?
2007-05-24 05:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by dani ng 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you nedd to feed the chickens before you go to bed.
2007-05-24 05:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by Ratsoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get the mrs to slap it with a plastic ruler (ya know the bender one that was good for flicking paper across the classroom.)
2007-05-24 04:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by womble 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do what she saids let her ring the neck off.......... Gees do you came up with this question or by your self or did your dickk wrote it for you..LOL
2007-05-24 07:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by boricua_2290 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋