Have you lost your sense of humour, or is it alive & kicking and churning up dust to beat the band?

Question

Why don't you pop out a few examples of either your sourpussedness OR alledged grasp of hilarity and jocularity in all its forms and guises?

Answer 1

I always crack the wrong jokes at the wrong time.

People tend to ignore me when I tell jokes.

But when I'm alone and think of my jokes, I laugh my heart out.

Sense of humor for me is personal. It isn't shared in my case. It only works to me.

Answer 2

Somewhere there is a village sorely in need of the services of It's own Idiot. And I fit the bill . I don't wish to blow My own nose,-----
(just 'sleeve' that joke out if You don't like it.)
{If You did, I can get you two more, with matching punchlines for the same price}
----- but the man who called Me an idiot was nobody's fool.
I was born at a very young age in a hospital......because I wanted to be near My Mother. I never knew My Father. In fact My parents were only ever on a first name basis. His name was Mr. Johnsone but to Her He would always be just another "John". My first girl friend's name was 'Sue'. Sue Ridge. And she had breath to match. But I 'die'-gress. Which is better than 'dying' on stage whilst doing these old stand up jokes. There is nothing like a good joke, and these weren't anything like good jokes.

Answer 3

Recently at work a young guy said "is it strange that I'm having hot and cold flashes?", I replied with: maybe you're going through MAN-I-PAUSE.

Ha ha, I kill me.

Answer 4

I pissed me knickers when I watched that dwarf tossing contest last week,,,had me three ales and even won a bet on one of the lads...^^

Answer 5

I can't. I can't even do anything.