Its always at an inoportune time. Like when I have an important meeting the next morning
2007-05-23 19:03:47 · 16 answers · asked by capekicks 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Guns and ammo...Guns and ammo.
If that doesn't work. Sneeze on em'.
2007-05-23 19:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by donnerdinnerparty 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You never should have sneaked home that souvenier from Roswell. I told you it wasn't a rock. Now the next time that tall guy with the reptilian skin shows up with that bodybag, tell him where you put it so he can shut that annoying beep beep beep off and we can all get some peace.
And do the world a favor and stop calling him an "illegal". They hate that.
2007-05-24 17:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell them you can't go as you have a meeting. Maybe you could schedule the abductions? Good luck!
2007-05-24 12:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by buffywaldie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tin foil on your head is a good start. They can't read your thoughts then, so they won't know you're home.
I would take it one step further and tin foil ever square inch of my closet and sleep in there. I would also buy several pad locks and install them on the inside of that closet and lock myself in.
Myself, I enjoy the company at night.
2007-05-24 02:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Vegas 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bologna for visitors, and Turkey/ham for little green men. Tie it to a tree nearby your house just over their heads. Trust me, it works. A 20 pound country ham will draw off both if you got an all-around problem.
2007-05-24 05:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by yeahyeah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't mean to be gross, but... maybe try sleeping with an anal probe already inserted. That way, when they come to take you away, they will see it and think there must have been an oversight and that someone abducted you earlier and just didn't log it.
2007-05-24 02:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Leia 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I recommend psychic training and/or going psychotic.
-If you work on your psychic abilities you can sometimes get them to stay away cause they like to have the upper hand psychically before they abduct anyone.
-If you go psychotic enough they'll probably move on to someone else figuring you aren't useful for research anymore.
2007-05-24 02:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Send them to me.I'd love to have aliens abduct me.
2007-05-24 03:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Veronica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure that if you give them lots of money that they will agree to go away and come back at a more reasonable time.
2007-05-24 02:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by Cherry Darling 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If they're small....I'd put some mouse traps with some alien food (if cheese don't work). Otherwise I can't give much suggestions.
2007-05-24 17:51:06 · answer #10 · answered by moon dragon 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Put a you're not welcomed mat at the door! If that doesn't work then move to a different city!! :D
2007-05-24 02:12:52 · answer #11 · answered by Xeryouz (serious) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋