2007-05-23 17:27:21 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
her name is victor.
2007-05-23 17:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by manhattanmaryanne 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Well, Victor Sanchez was a nice enough man but unfortunitately he was a heavy set fellow who suffered from bigboobitis and needed a man-bra. Because a man bra was not an actual invention Mr. Sanchez set to work to invent one. He was a man of humble means and worked in a lace factory. He took the scrap lace and constructed the very first man bra. It was far too beautiful to sale to other men with the same ailment but worked for him. That is...until he got his first girlfriend. His girlfriend saw the lacy bra laying on his dresser and was convinced that a he was cheating. The bra was far too lacy and feminin for her to buy his story. She left him. After sulking in his mysery for a few years and having little money to support his expensive falafel addiction, he decided to sale his lacey creations. Women loved the things but found it disconcering that a man was selling them and calling them Victors secrets. He remembered being teased for his large breasts as a child, the boys all called him victoria for his voluptuous bossom. He changed the name of his boutique to Victoria's Secrets (the secret being he is a dude named victor and that he has large breasts). The store flourished. And now you know the rest of the story.
2007-05-24 00:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The total balance of her bank account. She must be rolling in it!
2007-05-24 00:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by Czech Chick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
manhattanmaryann stole my answer! oh well, to come up with my own...
victoria wears frederick's.
2007-05-24 00:34:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The secret is that "Albert" got a "piercing".
2007-05-24 00:32:43 · answer #5 · answered by Opie Tootie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well if I told you it wouldn't be a secret....
Alright I'll tell but plz don't tell her husband.......or her boyfriend
2007-05-24 00:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by Springsteen - Account #2 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
She's flat-chested and those push-up bras really work!!!
2007-05-24 00:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by debdini 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Her stuff is overpriced, and people are dumb enough to pay it!
2007-05-24 00:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She actually wears granny panties.
2007-05-24 00:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by Serpentine Fire 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
she is really a guy
2007-05-24 00:32:47 · answer #10 · answered by taker_of_souls 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋