.....is my script only 3 pages long, has very little mention of milk or cheese and is neither funny nor interesting?
Should I hire an agent and sack them for it?
2007-05-23 17:18:55 · 14 answers · asked by D.F 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Any cheese would do, there was a bit about Cheddar but it wasn't very long.
2007-05-23 17:23:08 · update #1
No, for thou canst not sack thy agent for the work of thine own hands. Nay, it would be falsehood and abomination.
Instead shalt thou labour long and with great ardor to bring forth that which shall please even the most foul criticks of the broadest way, and as well those merchants of the Dairy Council. For thy talent shall burst forth as milk from the udder; verily, it shall not curdle as the whey but shall instead be as sweet as new cream.
And now I must away, lest the merry followers of Thespis chuck well-ripened fruit in the general direction of my pate.
2007-05-23 17:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by Mel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey it's your script. Write another scene and fill it with dairy products. You could sack an agent but you'd still have a bad script and you'd get nasty letters from lawyers.
2007-05-24 00:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever read....
um...
man...
I wish I knew of some really really boring play.
Anyways...
George from Seinfeld had a movie idea about just a random day in a guy's life where nothing happened to him....
it would kind of be like that.
But in answer to you question....
Yes.
Hire an agent and then sack him.
Best thing I ever did.
2007-05-24 00:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by sgt_pepper43 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hire a new agent and write your own script.
2007-05-24 00:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by Queenie knows it all. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to be born a blond anorexic on a silver platter with a brain the size of a pea, and an ego the size of uranus.
Then release a sex tape.
2007-05-24 00:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by chuckles_mcfukbuckle 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You write your own script. Don't allow others to write it for you. The world is watching, act.
2007-05-24 00:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by kevsher01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need a better writer. Don't worry when people say that the script fits the actor, because ...
2007-05-24 00:22:07 · answer #7 · answered by Oldvet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
then why don't I know my lines and why am I naked? Oh, you were asking about yourself. This life is just a dress rehearsal. An agent can't get paid.
2007-05-24 00:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by debdini 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Write your own script.
2007-05-24 00:26:48 · answer #9 · answered by Meeya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of cheese?
2007-05-24 00:21:16 · answer #10 · answered by peaceamor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋