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i wanna know. they always seem to be the funniest. =)

2007-05-23 16:58:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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One time i came into the bedroom with Jello, whipped cream and cherries and Naomi was all like.....if you think I'm that kind of woman!!! I said what, you don't like Jello?

So I sat down and ate both bowls while she looked quite sheepish.

2007-05-24 09:56:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1 0

I had this cowboy boyfriend who was wonderful to behold, handsome, sweet and fantastic in bed, but he didnt know a lot about reproduction and those kinds of things. One night, after we were done, I told him that I was glad we had gotten together before my monthly hit the next day. He freaked out because it was after midnight when we got done. He thought women were like cows and had a "heat" when they were most breedable. It took forever to convince him i wasnt in heat and he wasnt caught!

2007-05-23 17:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by jennifer g 4 · 1 1

Involuntary queefing after sex - especially obnoxious when they splurt repeatedly and loudly during giggle fits or sneezing!

2007-05-23 17:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by Kerry T 3 · 1 1

once i me and my guy were well making out.. he went to get the condom on and he got on top of me.. just as the ferret decided it needed to run up and lay in my area... i've never flown out of a bed so fast in my life lol.

2007-05-23 17:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by kazee 4 · 2 1

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