I understand that conservatives are only 1/2 as smart as liberals.
I can have 1/2 my brain removed by surgical lobotomy so I will have the same intelligence as other conservatives, but how do I blind myself to all common sense?
2007-05-23 16:51:40 · 32 answers · asked by Darth Vader 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Well it seems to me that you already have.
2007-05-23 16:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by sgt_pepper43 2 · 9⤊ 5⤋
Funny...sort of...but what does an angry question like this acomplish? There are a ton of smart conservatives and underestimating the right wing has got us two terms of Bush. Got to be honest...this reminds me of something that Ann Coulter might say. Liberals have better ideas and we should be working towards putting a Dem in the whitehouse...but hate speech like this doesn't help. Sorry but that's how I feel.
BTW I am a Liberal.
2007-05-27 16:48:30 · answer #2 · answered by lxtricks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contribute a small sum of money to the Republican National Committee and they will hound you for life, then contact American Compass book club and buy a few of their books and read them. Soon your mind will close to all but the RNC propaganda.
But the same holds true for the DNC and reading only The Nation news-magazine!
2007-05-23 17:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by Mad Mac 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Liberals will say it's ok to get jiggy with the whole chicken, and a conservative will only tickle you with a feather. Follow the feather trend.
2007-05-23 16:58:55 · answer #4 · answered by Dennis B 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
~It won't be easy my friend, or painless. First, go to church and give them all your money and do everything the preacher tells you to do, including VOTING for who he tells you to.
All that money that you gave to the church, you can write off at tax time and still be rich. Don't forget to vote for all tax cuts to the rich only.
Lie your a$$ off and plan to try to defend Bush and the Administration for the rest of your life. You'll be very lonely and beat up by people that can think for themselves and want the USA to remain a free country.
Seriously dude, rethink what you're doing!~
2007-05-23 21:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Judging by your question I'd be careful about donating 1/2 your brain.
2007-05-23 17:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin P 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Libs can become conservatives via a surgical procedure, but you have the details wrong. First the libs head is extricated from his butt, then the eyes are opened.
2007-05-23 17:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
You could start taking more advanced yoga and tai-chi classes (while you wait for your welfare check, lol) and with enough training and practice, you might manage to get your head all the way up your butt like a real live neocon.
2007-05-23 17:11:48 · answer #8 · answered by oimwoomwio 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if your a hippy tree hugging bra burning liberal, you probably should retain as many of the brain cells you have left. but if you really do want a lobotomy just start another lame protest im sure theyll be plenty of people who will join u in your crusade even if they dont have a clue what there protesting for.
2007-05-23 17:06:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Call Voter registration and re-register as a Republican ..On second thought ..the liberals need you . Maybe they will reward you as another michael moore / rosie o'donnel liberal - hatemonger-spokesperson ..
2007-05-23 16:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You'd better NOT have half of your brain removed because if you do you won't have a place to $HIT from. You don't need to worry, you don't have any common sense, or any other kind.
2007-05-23 17:02:24 · answer #11 · answered by just the facts 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋