Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men...
1. It's enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always want to swallow.
5. It won't complain if you share it with friends.
6. It's "quick and convenient".
7. You can enjoy it more than once.
8. It comes already protectively wrapped.
9. You can make it as large as you want.
10. If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
11. It's easier to get the kind you want.
12. You can comparison shop.
13. It's easier to find in a grocery store.
14. You can put it away when you've had enough.
15. You know yours has never been eaten before.
16. It won't complain if you chew on it.
17. It comes chocolate flavoured.
18. You always know when to get rid of it.
19. You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
20. It's always ready to go.
21. You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
22. You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
23. It won't wake you up because it's hard.
2007-05-23 14:00:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lolz, that's hilarious!...hmm...maybe i should re-consider being with my boyfriend now ;)
2007-05-23 14:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by nDn tigress 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're a cookie. And you posted about cookie dough. I didn't read your list, because it was too long, but the irony made me laugh.
2007-05-23 21:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by Beth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a sweet list and there are some good points there, but I still prefer a man :)
2007-05-23 21:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by tiedtoarainbow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Cute avatar!
2007-05-23 21:03:18 · answer #4 · answered by tillbaka i tiden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most difinately.... If men were that way all the time I wouldn't be single that's for sure.
2007-05-23 21:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by calisweetieus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen!
2007-05-23 21:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree!!!
Can I eat you now?
LOL
You get a star!
2007-05-23 21:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmm...cookie dough...
2007-05-23 21:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by spaldingpunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilarious!
i have had a very horrible day and that made me laugh! i needed that!
2007-05-23 21:04:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks...u put a smile on my face and made my day today!
2007-05-23 21:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋