2007-05-23 13:45:09 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My brother died not very long ago. I'd love to get him a life.
I'm sure I'm not the only person on Y!A with a recently deceased relative.
You aren't anything like as funny as you think you are.
2007-05-23 13:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A dead person is someone who's heart stops beating. Your heart pumps blood to the rest of your body and your brain, so if your heart shuts down, you have no blood or brain. If you have no blood or brain, you die. That is why the dead people at the cemetery can't get a life. They are dead. If they were alive, I wouldn't have to drive those hearses myself and I could move on to greener pastures, such as a bachelor's degree in physics.
2007-05-23 13:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea why people hang out in cemeteries. I used to avoid the one in Banff, it looked eery at night. Used to walk by there with my ex-wife when we still together. Don't care to go back to Banff. Could take a job at a resort as a head server, but I'd have to leave here for the middle of nowhere. Lousy part-time job offers don't pay for the car insurance.
2007-05-23 13:47:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey leave those people alone. Just because they lye around all day doesn't mean you need to hassle them!!!
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2007-05-23 13:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's called an after life.
2007-05-23 13:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by Queenie knows it all. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need something to occupy your 2 brain cells
2007-05-23 13:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They had one, but gave up the ghost- now they have an after-life
2007-05-23 13:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean the crazy grave diggers or the actually non-living dudes?
2007-05-23 13:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by SmileLaughGiggle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're dead right, my friend. no bones about it. someone oughta kick em where the sun don't shine. damned bucket-kickers.
2007-05-23 13:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They've used up all they're gonna get. Live wisely, have fun, play nice.
2007-05-23 13:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋