An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"
2007-05-23 13:35:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
He deserved that one Huh
2007-05-23 13:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by Krinta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was cool I just have to tell this to my friends. Hah!
Thanks for putting a little smile on my face.
2007-05-23 13:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by *Pretty In Pink* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!!! Good one!
2007-05-23 13:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by abc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's clever.
2007-05-23 13:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ya! ya!
2007-05-23 13:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋