do you have any funny bathroom stories?

Question

give me a giggle. any story that happend to you about bathrooms.

Answer 1

yes I put saran wrap around my toilet . my cousin tried to open the lid and couldn't , she peed her self..

Answer 2

Several months ago I was occupying stall #1 while another guy was in stall #3. The guy's cell phone rings and he takes the call and starts talking. I found this to be bad form so I started blasting as many farts as I could while this guy was on the phone making a deal. By the time I was done I was doing all I could do to keep from busting out laughing. It was hard I think I popped a vein holding the laughs in. Of course I had to wait until the other guy left before I could go.

Answer 3

Yep.

After a very difficult meeting at a police station (I am a lawyer) I went to the jail to visit my client. Upset and flustered from the meeting, I went into the bathroom to pee and collect my wits.

After I peed, I noticed that the man washing his hands was wearing funny-looking light-blue shoes. I didn't think anything about it.

When I went to the window to talk to the deputy, she yelled at me, "What are you doing in the ladies' room, sir?!"

My answer was the truth, but probably not believable -- I was tired, upset, and really had to pee, and simply didn't look at the sign.

D'oh!

Answer 4

Let's see, I got really drunk one night, went to the bathroom, and when I went to stand up to open the door, I fell. I had to sit in the bathroom until my friends came looking for me. They had to unlock the door from the outside, and then the bouncer had to carry me to the car. I'll never do that again.

Answer 5

I was in the bathroom and there was a spider crawling on the toilet paper. I have arachnophobia, so I'm TERRIFIED of spiders. I started screaming my head off! I finally got up the courage to kill it.

Answer 6

When I was about 6 years old, we lived in a house that had a laundry chute that led to a hamper in the basement, that was located next to the washer and dryer.
Well, I thought it would be fun to follow some of my clothes.
Unfortunately, the chute was slightly smaller than I was, and I got stuck. It took my parents about 20 min. to get me out. :)

Answer 7

I was givin my son (who was a toddler then) a bath, the phone rang so I quickly raced to get it, when I returned he had done a poo and was holding it in his hand...just about ready to eat it!! He will never live it down LOL

Answer 8

well I had a shirt that tied in the back and the tie fell in the water and the toilet was filled with pee. and another time I was visiting my aunt and was in a hotel room with a toilet that kept running. and i pooped, and the towel fell in the toilet and my aunt had to pick it up and she looked at me like she wanted to puke. oh and in turkey a long time ago, slaves were hired to sit on toilet's to keep them heated in the winter time. and they played music to block out the sound of their farts

Answer 9

well i was going to go take a shower and didn't want to miss a call on my cell phone so i put it on top of the toilet. then i went to go shut the toilet seat my cell phone wouldn't fall in then it fell in! i was so mad and sad too, b/c i had to pay for a new cell phone.

Answer 10

I read a snippet:

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle..
Please be nice take my advice
Be neat and wipe your seat"


And my cousin was so tired that he took a piss in the fruit drawer in our fridge.

Answer 11

this one time i was in the bathroom and the phone rang and my you-know-what popped out!