My fleas have called an emergency meeting....?

Question

...to demand that I stop taking showers. It washes away their flea bag hotels and flea bitten dogs.
What should I do? I've had the fleas for a long time ...but summer is coming and I should get in al lest one more shower.

Answer 1

send them to join a flea circus for the summer,they can come home in winter as you will be more hairy and less likely to shower...................