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It was in there before you even bought the hand bag. It was made in china and some china man/woman was on their lunch break and they accidentally dropped the chopstick in the handbag and they didnt notice that it actually fell in the handbag so they are looking for the chopstick on the ground somewhere. They werent able to find it so they had to put the rest of their rice away and then they sent the handbag down the production line where it was boxed and shipped to wherever you are.

2007-05-23 06:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So you were walking through the mall one day and this wierd guy, a crazy hobo, walks up to you asking for some change. You told him you didn't have any...But he followed you around the mall anyway...You got scared and started run. You ran to the food court to try and duck him in the crowd...the plan was successful. So you out and get into your car and drive home...on your way there you were bumped from behind by this lady in a mini van, full of little kids that are car pooling from soccer practice. You get in an argument with the lady about who's fault it was, you all were still arguing when the cops showed up...the matter was settled and it was the lady's fault. come to find out she was a desperate housewife who was all hocked up on her eldest sons Ritalin...While you were waiting for the tow guy to finish loading your car on the truck, b/c you rear axle was messed up and you couldn't drive, your boyfriend drove past and picked you...He saw that you were frazzled from the whole ordeal and asked you if you wanted to grab some lunch...As you all drove past the high lady being put into the back of the police car and the kids being scrambled away by their pissed off parents, you gave the lady the finger. You and your boyfriend shared a laugh on the way to the resturant, and listened to a mixed CD that he made for you for Valentine's Day...you all got to the resturant and had a great lunch, that is until the fight broke out at the table behind you...They were throwing food, utensils, salt and pepper...Everything even a couple of tables were knocked over...and somehow one of the chopsticks that was thrown ended up in your hand bag...and that's how it got there.

2007-05-23 06:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hmmmmmmmm... You were standing outside a Chinese restaurant when suddenly you saw two of the people of the restaurant throwing a guy out. As he was falling on the ground one of his chopsticks, flew high up, hovered for a while and then crashed inside your bag - you had forgotten to close it when you paid for the taxi.

2007-05-23 06:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by amelie 5 · 2 0

A Clan of secert space Ninja's teleported it into your purse in order to frame you for stealing Orange Chicken form the Intergalatic Pirate Hordes?

2007-05-23 06:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 2 · 2 0

I'd be more worried where the lost one may be!! Poor chopstick - get yourself lots of famous people to campaign for you

2007-05-23 06:32:28 · answer #5 · answered by fresh_prince_of_bel_fast 2 · 1 0

Two possibilities.

1. You put it there but you dont remember when you did.

2. Someone else put it in there and you didnt notice that happen. (try to remember when you left you bag without your attention)

It would be a good suggestion to throw it away since you dont know where it has been and what it is infected with

Good luck

2007-05-23 06:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by X1 2 · 2 0

Either you have a child that deposits things they find in your purse or someone thought they were being funny and used your handbag as a trash can.

2007-05-23 06:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by ldg 5 · 2 0

Jackie Chan put it in there, when he flipped through your bed room window last night and cart wheeled down the hall to meet Bruce Lee on top of a building somewhere....

2007-05-23 06:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

swweeet ur a hot chinese chick lol that means..
uhh ohhh give me the chopsticks back i dropped them in ur bag when u made them drop from my hand in the restuarant

2007-05-23 06:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by Raff 1 · 1 0

well i was in a publix's once an i seen this child pic up some chopsticcs..an i jus watched him play wit it for lik a couple of seconds..then the parent told him to put it down..so he jus slipped it into his moms purse..so it could have came from a passin child or jus may have dropped an happened to land in ya bag...or you have a stalker who happens to lik chinese take-out

2007-05-23 06:33:50 · answer #10 · answered by Tonio 1 · 2 0

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