What would happen if men could have babies?

Question

Really think about it..lol

Answer 1

If men could have babies, I`m assuming they would at first quit their jobs because they were too tired, and they would cry at gow sore their breasts were. Then they would cry everytime they wanted to eat but couldn`t because when they looked in the fridge they could smell something they didnt like. They would sit around the house, expecting the gf to do everything. They would watch sports all day. They would be completely unprepared for labour.
During the 2nd trimester, they would feel fat and ugly and cry because they are breaking out on their bodies, and they are sooo horny but the orgasms make them cramp, so they would cry more. They would now be eatting everything in sight and crying because they cry so much its depressing. They would hollar at everyone and just really want to die.

3rd trimester, they would cuss everytime they had to go pee because it was so often, and they would complain all day about how much their backs ached, how the baby keeps kicking them to why its just not fair why we don`t have to go through it. They still would not have read one book, because men know everything. They would call their mother every hour to see what she did to stop the itching, and cry about the ugly stretchmarks and how they can`t take their shirts off anymore to play football with the guys, or on the beach.

Birth, they would cry, scream, hollar, curse, and eventually deliver...just the same as we would :D

Answer 2

Two or three generations of women will celebrate and then they will laugh what a foolish wish they had asked for..Men, long used to hard labour every day will celebrate the freedom now that the labor part is reduced to some spells only.

Answer 3

There is a reason God gave women the ability to carry/deliver a child and not a man. Men can not handle it. For the entire 9 months they would complain continuously and at the first sign of labor they would try to kill themselves.

Answer 4

There would be NO babies in the world. Men are big babies, they cant handle a common cold let alone a labor pain.

Answer 5

it'd have to be a c-section and since a lot of guys are babies themselves, population would drop. that first labor pain and that'd be that.. no more babies. throw in constipation, vomiting,sweating(that's the glow) swollen everything and maternity boxers...... not only could they not see their feet, but other thingees as well and you know that's a pride and joy for some guys. might be funny

Answer 6

Women all over the world would faint with joy! I know I would! Then they could deal with all the stuff we have to! Pain, kicking, throwing up, sore body, waddling, irritability, exhaustion, side sleeping! lol a load off my back!

Answer 7

The world would be less populated because the first time they ahd to go through labor and delivery would be the last!!

Answer 8

there wouldnt be as many people.... way better delivery drugs and maternity leave would start as soon as you got morning sickness and last for 3 months after you had the baby!!

Answer 9

that would be cool for a change. but I know that my hubby would have stopped after the first one vs. the three that I had. yes there would be a lot less people in this world!

good question...thanks for the laugh =)

Answer 10

We would be underpopulated. They'd have one kid and get snipped because they couldn't handle the pain. And there would be many more forms of male birth control than we have now.