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Oh yeah? Go and **** yourself!

Well, that one usually works for me.

2007-05-23 03:01:29 · answer #1 · answered by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 · 7 0

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
I've used this one several times and the response is hilarious.

2007-05-23 03:14:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Do they ever shut up on your planet?
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Well, aren't we just a ray of ******* sunshine?
Too many sick ***** not enough hospitals.
That's all I can think of right now.

Hope it helps!

2007-05-23 03:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Did someone just hear something, I thought I heard a frog croak.

2007-05-23 03:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by croccifixio 2 · 1 0

If I wanted that C**back Id wipe it off your mothers face

2007-05-23 15:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by . 3 · 1 0

"You're the load your mom should have swallowed"

"Why should I listen to you, you can't even count. You think that this (hold up thumb and forefinger about an inch apart) is 6 inches!!"

2007-05-23 03:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by 006 6 · 3 0

A handgun, No I am kidding. A stun gun !
Good sneakers, RUN !!!
Learn another language.. pretend you cant understand...

2007-05-23 03:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by emerald man 2 · 1 0

"I know you are, but what am I?" or "Your Mother wears Army Boots!" or "Takes one, to know one" or "Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me" or "I don't make pigs, I sell them to you for a buck fifty two" or "What's that hideous thing on your shoulders? Oh excuse me, it's just your head"

2007-05-23 03:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ignorance is bliss, hold on 2 what u know!

2007-05-23 03:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Because you touch yourself at night

2007-05-23 03:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by Krayden 6 · 0 0

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