Einstein was a genius, but even he couldn't answer most questions posted on Yahoo.
For example: 'I just answered a question on Yahoo, could I be pregnant?'
I think Einstein would have committed suicide if he knew technology was going to lead us to this nonsense.
2007-05-30 21:45:09
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answered by Anonymous
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I know a man who started a shoe factory on a shoe string.
His manager was a heel.
The factory burned to the ground and they lost a lot of soles.
Some employees landed on their feet. It was a big sandal (scandal).
That friend is working on a nuclear reactor. If he messes up we will all go to pieces.
2007-05-30 14:31:01
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answered by radar 4
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James Bond
2007-05-31 00:51:45
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answered by Giordano D 3
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Ray Mears!!! He is an english Nutter who makes canoes out of tree bark and can live off a blade of grass for 2 years!! a coconut nuclear reacter would be no challenge for him. he probably will die a virgin tho, he is a bit socially deficient!!
2007-05-30 23:07:32
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answered by Non Believer 2
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The Professor's knowledge was limited and didn't extend to carpentry. But can you imagine the possibilities if he and Bob the Builder were both stranded on that island?
2007-05-23 01:45:41
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answered by Sara 4
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Hannibal smith
2007-05-23 01:42:16
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answered by Anonymous
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ugh... my ex-husband.
book smart to no end, but couldn't even put a shelf up in the laundry room.
after it fell down, he was never allowed to touch the tools again!
2007-05-30 10:46:56
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answered by L_PJS 3
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A good enough definition of true genius.
2007-05-30 18:05:38
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answered by John M 7
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every time i hera that it makes me cry... it remind me of when i was 8... i dont want to remember that ever again
so many innocent people... T__T
=(
2007-05-31 00:06:41
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answered by Anonymous
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HEHEHE, my bf's like that some times.
2007-05-30 03:46:24
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answered by Mrs.Beckford 5
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