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....but he still couldn't fix a three foot hole in the side of a boat?

Inconceivable.

2007-05-23 01:38:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Einstein was a genius, but even he couldn't answer most questions posted on Yahoo.
For example: 'I just answered a question on Yahoo, could I be pregnant?'
I think Einstein would have committed suicide if he knew technology was going to lead us to this nonsense.

2007-05-30 21:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know a man who started a shoe factory on a shoe string.

His manager was a heel.

The factory burned to the ground and they lost a lot of soles.

Some employees landed on their feet. It was a big sandal (scandal).

That friend is working on a nuclear reactor. If he messes up we will all go to pieces.

2007-05-30 14:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by radar 4 · 1 0

James Bond

2007-05-31 00:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Giordano D 3 · 0 0

Ray Mears!!! He is an english Nutter who makes canoes out of tree bark and can live off a blade of grass for 2 years!! a coconut nuclear reacter would be no challenge for him. he probably will die a virgin tho, he is a bit socially deficient!!

2007-05-30 23:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by Non Believer 2 · 0 0

The Professor's knowledge was limited and didn't extend to carpentry. But can you imagine the possibilities if he and Bob the Builder were both stranded on that island?

2007-05-23 01:45:41 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 4 · 0 0

Hannibal smith

2007-05-23 01:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ugh... my ex-husband.
book smart to no end, but couldn't even put a shelf up in the laundry room.
after it fell down, he was never allowed to touch the tools again!

2007-05-30 10:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by L_PJS 3 · 0 0

A good enough definition of true genius.

2007-05-30 18:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by John M 7 · 0 0

every time i hera that it makes me cry... it remind me of when i was 8... i dont want to remember that ever again

so many innocent people... T__T

=(

2007-05-31 00:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HEHEHE, my bf's like that some times.

2007-05-30 03:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0 0

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