when his belly is always looming, tucked into his pants and ready to strike at any time?
2007-05-22 19:32:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Walk up to him and smack it with a frying pan.
2007-05-22 19:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by glimlach 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No need to tell him in so many words. The next time he comes near you, just withdraw a little and look at his belly and at his face alternatingly - 3 to 4times. Give him a condescending look. This will be an effective communication.
A civil person learns.
If he's too good a friend, then tell him strainghtaway.
2007-05-22 19:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by Seetharaman N 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you mean absolutely no offence, but loosing weight is really suggestable. Encourage him, and then you'll feel intimidated in a few months by the size of his muscles.
2007-05-22 19:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by thebritishfight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try chasing him around with a bit of two by four screaming that you want to 'bang on the big drum' and that could potentially put an end to this problem
2007-05-23 14:59:59 · answer #4 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you belong to the F.B.I. (Fat Belly Intimidators).
You are well trained to detect any suspicious activitiy behind the belt. "Belly Busting" is a crime, punnishable by HEAVY fines payable to Weight Watchers, and manditory enrollment for up to one year, if convicted.
2007-05-24 22:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just give him a terrified stare every time his tummy looms large in front of you...back away from him, stammer, heck, point at it. He should get the message.
2007-05-22 19:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey Fata55 lose some weight!
2007-05-22 21:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just look that big @ss tummy and tell him, "hey, motherf*cker! quit tossing that thing around like your going to do something!, can't u see I'm trying to get some work done around here! gosh! uh!" don't be scared of the bigness...be strong! maybe it will back off, if not, I'm sorry :) hey maybe u can push him down and he won't be able to get back up, like a ladybug that lands on its back.
2007-05-22 19:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by Neev 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh Buk, you poor rum-soaked bum, don't you realise there's a full length mirror in that washroom where you keep sneaking off for a quick slug of eggnog .....
2007-05-22 21:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that's what priorities are "Fore". * Your Jokes and Riddles are in the appropriate type, and that they are in the form of a question, so is yahoo purely being slightly too ambiguous recently? i don't get it!
2016-11-05 02:17:30 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bellies can become quite volatile when they are confronted directly. Tell him behind his back!
2007-05-23 00:14:45 · answer #11 · answered by collynn 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋