I was thinking of naming my dog after my ex?

Question

But I don't think it's appropriate to yell bastard off my back porch! Seriously any ideas?

for those of you who don't quite get the idea, this is a gag posting. I really do want opinions for a name for my dog. It's a female.

Answer 1

Name the dog's fecies after your ex. Each one will have a sligtly different appearance, just like your ex, right?

Answer 2

I once had a german shepard that I named Trouble. That can be fun. He got out one time, and my sister started looking for him. She was out on the busy street yelling Trouble real loud. There happened to be a Highway patrol vehicle inspection in the street where she was yelling this. All the CHP had to think she was a screwball asking for trouble.

Answer 3

Its insulting enough to just to call your dog by your ex's name in the first place. That will work. That is a creative way to release anger.

Answer 4

I pondered that , but if it ran away from me , I thought it would look bad if I ran through a park yelling Cindy , Cindy . I was going to name my sea monkeys after her .

Answer 5

make that important decision driven from love for the dog & not from the negative feeling towards your ex.

Answer 6

Henry. Thats what I named my iguana. Its a great name for a pet

Answer 7

it`s funny, but i think in a couple of week you`ll get bored of calling the dog that way.
find another name.

Answer 8

Why would you want to name your dog after somoene who evokes angry emotions? LOL. Name it after your favorite condiment.

Answer 9

thats not good because when you say your dogs name it will remind you of your ex... lol!!

Answer 10

time to move on