Here are some things people ask me that I get so tired of hearing.....
Why do you skateboard?
Are you gay?
Why do you act white?
Do you speak African? (How can you speak African?.. I have no clue.. People nowadays have problems)
Why is your roomate a guy, and you are a lesbian?
Why are you so rude? (I am not rude.. I am honest)
Why are you in the Army.. did you know you are going to Iraq?(I joined for a reason, I do not have to answer to you)
I can go on but I rather not.... How about you?
2007-05-22 17:52:36 · 23 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OH GAWD! I can definitely understand why you're so irritated.
"Why do you skateboard?" How stupid! Have they considered that, duh, you enjoy it?!?!
"Are you gay?" CRAP! Do people ask other people if they are "straight"? DAMN! Why does it matter? GET OVER IT!
"Do you speak African?" Let me guess... Those morons actually think that there is only one "universal" African language? LOL! I'm ashamed that I'm even laughing! Hey, K... I speak "European". (LOL, I'm being sarcastic.)
"Why is your roomate a guy, and you are a lesbian?" OH MY! My mouth just hit the floor! So, are you suppose to room with a woman so y'all can screw 'til your "tops" pop off? HOLY CRAP! HOW STUPID! Gee, I guess everyone who rooms with the same gender is gay (and everyone who rooms with the opposite gender is "straight")... Way to go, dumb asses, for stereotyping EVERY sexuality! IDIOTS!
"Why are you so rude?" Funny how people totally OVER USE that word! Girl, please, call me out if you have an opinion about me or something I say! I love opinions as long as they are not based upon ignorance or prejudice. Some people are such wussies!
"Why are you in the Army.. did you know you are going to Iraq?" SHEESH! Your reasons are the ONLY reasons that matter, and you have the right to either share them or not share them. Would *I* join? HELL NO! And I have my reasons. But do I judge others who join? HELL NOOOOOOO! Do I like that "we" are in Iraq? NO, NO, NO, and NO! Do I blame "our" military? Why should I? Why should ANYONE? Our government makes the call. It isn't your fault or anyone else's. And who do people think they are to ask you if you considered Iraq before joining?!?!
"I can go on but I rather not.... How about you?" Sure. I'll mention a few....
"Why do you like black men?" WTF?!?!?! Why do YOU like WHITE men, ASIAN men, HISPANIC men, etc...? MORON!
"Why do you "talk black"? WTF is "talking black"? And who do you think is "allowed" to "talk black"?
"Why are white people racist?" Why is ANYONE racist? F*CKING MORON!
"Why do you like cats?" WHAT?!?!?! Why do you like ANYTHING that YOU like, you dumb a*s?!?!?!
"Why do you live in an apartment?" DAMN! Why do you NOT live in an apartment, you ignorant twit?
"Are you glad to be white?" ARE YOU GLAD TO BE NON-WHITE, IDIOT?!?!?!
"Why are you bi-sexual?" I'LL ANSWER WHEN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL/HETEROSEXUAL!
"How did you get fat?" I'll explain that one when you tell me why you look like a living tooth pick.
"Why don't you work?" F*ck you. You're no different than the a*s holes who EXPECT/DEMAND women to NOT work. My business is NOT YOURS. Maybe I don't work because my husband is a husband who you wish you had. Chew on that, you idiotic sh1t.
"Is there a reason for your hair being so long?" YES! It grew, moron!
**** I noticed that someone posted this question as an answer- "Are you pregnant?" (or something like that).
HA! People have asked me that, too, since I'm a bit "thick".
The question is annoying, but the ASSUMPTION is sometimes fun. For example: There are times when people stop their vehicles and allow me to walk across the street because they think I'm preggers. I know that this is their motivation because they will say such things as, "Go ahead, mommy," and "Go on. And take care of the little one, momma girl." LOL! I am NOT trying to deceive anyone, but I'm certainly not going to hold up traffic to explain my "fatness". So, oh well... Good for me. LOL
2007-05-22 21:28:10 · answer #1 · answered by SINDY 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The dumbest thing I heard today was at the convenience store. My total came to $11.01, and I handed the cashier $21.01. She said, "the twenty is enough". I tried to explain to her that I would like a ten dollar bill back, but she was so confused, I just took the change from the $20. P.S. You're a twin? Oh cool, what does your twin look like?
2016-05-20 09:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, far too many to list here!
A small selection:
Why are you gay?
Why do you hate men?
Why do you wear dresses if you are a lesbian?
Why have you got a tattoo?
Why don't you believe in Jesus and God?
Why do you want to go to hell?
Why do you want to work in Africa?
Why don't you want a proper job?
Can you speak African?
Have you got AIDS?
Aren't you scared of catching AIDS?
You don't mind if I smoke, do you?
Where are my damned keys? [OK, this last one is one that I ask ... still tired of hearing it though]
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2007-05-24 01:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by abetterfate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Eve, except I am not Italian. Every conversation with my family seems to be "when are you getting married", "when are you going to have a baby, you are getting on a bit now" (I'm 27).
With one ex, they started asking him when he was planning to pop the question the first time they met him.
2007-05-22 18:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some I've heard on and off...
-why didn't you get married? (hello, I would if it were legal!)
-why don't you have kids? (I could if I wanted to...I didn't want to!)
-is that your real name? what's it short for? yes..my name sounds like a nickname...but it's not! it's my legal name! (Toby..plus, they think it's a guy's name...it's just one of those names that could be both!)
...but the most irritating is people thinking, because my partner "looks" younger than she is (but less than 10 yrs difference), that she is my daughter! thank God I color my prematurely gray hair! would they think I'm her grandma? shut up!! LOL!
2007-05-24 01:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by redcatt63 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was younger it was "when are you going to get MARRIED?".....you have to be Italian to know how annoying that one really is....
Nowadays, it's my mom asking me if I want something from her garden....she still feels she has to feed me and I'm a grown woman with kids of my own! LOL
2007-05-22 17:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why are you so quiet? I get asked that alot. I hate when people as "Why do you act white?" You can't act a color people. That is just very ignorant.
2007-05-22 17:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Yvonne Cesaro 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I get asked to repeat my name Qasim after saying it twice.
I get asked do i wear contacts.
How many tattoos.
How come I don't have a girlfriend or why am I not taken.
Where you from.
the worse one of all is when people who have never met me and only talked to me on the phone... Are you white?? WTF can't a minority speak proper!?!?!? lol
2007-05-24 06:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by Q Mann 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How tall are you?...I don't know. I don't measure myself, but I've been TOLD I'm 6 ft.
Really? You're 32?!....I look like I'm 23 or 24, I've been TOLD. Who lies about being older after hittin' up that magic 21?
Do you speak French?.....Yeah, I only lived in Paris for five years!!
I feel you, man, I do.
2007-05-22 17:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by eesha 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
so are you expecting for a child now? hello people I've been married for only 7 months and we are trying. things just doesn't happened just like that.... i do get annoyed with them a lot when they ask me this.
2007-05-22 18:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋