Look at the facts:
I'm potty trained, already out of college, I can cook, I don't mind killing spiders & bugs, I take out the trash & I never leave the toilet seat up...
2007-05-22 16:14:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
awee i wanted to since i first saw you sitting in the glass window at the human store. I asked my parents but they said it cost a lot of money for shots and food. sorry ]=
2007-05-22 16:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by bananna 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure
Seeing as you are Potty Trained
2007-05-22 16:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Yawners 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww, I'd love to adopt you! You'd be great company....oh wait...AND you don't leave the toilet seat up? Get in the car. :]
2007-05-22 17:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All well and good, my friend, but if I were you, I'd try to get "adopted" by a rich older "Sugar Mama" who will "Cinderfella" you as a chauffeur, gardener, personal escort and pool/spa cleaner for starters....
think of the possibilities, man...oh those possibilities
2007-05-22 16:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My house is a three ring circus. You'd run screaming out the door inside of two hours.
2007-05-22 16:21:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe!if you don't mind sharing a house full of animals,then come here!!!
[i don't kill spiders and bugs....i pick them up in jar and put them outside!!]lol!i can't help it....i even feel sorry for them!!
2007-05-23 02:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to retrain you on the killing thing-but otherwise, you can sleep in my bed. Would you keep me warm?
2007-05-22 16:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow..you do come with a lot of benefits. Can you fetch the paper too. ;) ;)
Maybe I'd adopt you then.
2007-05-22 16:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As long as I can claim you on my tax return
2007-05-22 16:18:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey if you do windows , cut the grass then your in!
2007-05-22 16:20:51 · answer #10 · answered by Annabelle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋