I can't find them. Any ideas on locating them? If you stole them, I will find you and rape your mother.
2007-05-22 13:57:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Update: They are not inside my anus.
2007-05-22 14:00:57 · update #1
on top of the fridge where you left them after heading straight to the fridge for a beer when you got home.
2007-05-22 15:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by QaHearts 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dear Texacore
We are in the lock on the front door, where you left us when you staggered in with the six-pack of beer and the videos you rented. Could you hurry, please, and get us--the skeleton key is afraid of heights.
Thank you.
Your keys
2007-05-24 00:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps they have fallen through a rift in time and space and are now in a realm of existance consisting entirely of bologna.
2007-05-22 21:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Inside your sock draw, next to your special edition of Maxim.
2007-05-22 21:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥S0uNd 0f InSaN!Ty ♥ SS 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Next to the bed under all those clothes you threw down. Clean up your place!
2007-05-22 21:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there goes my idea. seriously, they are pbly somewhere really obvious, like in the car, or perhaps on your desk. just remember back to the last time you came home and maybe youll remember
2007-05-22 21:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by lunarsword1982 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your keys are ficticious, they're only in your imagination... indeed, you have no car, only an old skateboard ;-) that's why you included your question in the mythology section, I guess hahaha.
2007-05-22 21:08:26 · answer #7 · answered by Diomedes 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check your couch (in the cusions on the left side)
2007-05-23 23:51:40 · answer #8 · answered by silvrhawk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stole them.
Will be back in a week.
I also stole your car, and sold it for two ounces of crack cocaine.
Sorry.
2007-05-22 21:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by DiorDior 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They're in the pocket of the pants you wore yesterday.
2007-05-22 21:17:09 · answer #10 · answered by Nightlight 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋