It's a good song, too.
"Sometimes It Takes Balls to Be a Woman," by Elizabeth Cook
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2007-05-22 13:34:52 · 11 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Country
That's good, but I like the one about her giving him her finger, but not the ring one...the "One in the Middle" LOL
It's called:
"The One In The Middle" by Sarah Johns
Lyrics:
I can't believe you'd do that to me
Use me
You've fooled around and a'wrecked my heart
She's just a skank rode hard and put up
Well, good luck
I would've given you the finger on my left hand
The one that you use for a wedding band
(But) now I'm givin' you
The one in the middle
The one that's a little bit longer
And I got another one
On my other hand
So I can say it even stronger
If you're askin' if I'm done
Well, I'm sure not sayin' you're number one
(No, now I'm givin' you)
(The one in the middle)
(The one that says we're through)
I hope you're happy with your sad life
That's right
I hope you get what you deserve
And when you're tired of TV dinners
Remember
Well, you made your bed
So go lay in it
And you forced my heart and hands
To the limit
Ah, yeah, I've had it with you, darlin'
That's right
Oh, yeah, read between the lines, baby
2007-05-22 13:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by ☆thumper203☆ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually the song was "It's hard to kiss the lips that chew your *** off all day long" and it wasn't Vince Gill(who is the lead singer) but the Notorious Cherry Bombs. Now are you going by names for COUNTRY SONGS then I'd say that doesn't really qualify as it isn't quite with Country. Even if you want to put it with that then still not really a country name. More fun names include My Wife thinks your dead. Really want to sound Country then how about Brad Paisley's new song of I'd like to check you for ticks.
2007-05-23 08:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. A better one though,is..."I'm so Miserable Without You It's Almost Like you're Here"
2007-05-22 21:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by ProudTexan 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Its a good one, but not as good as "Your Wife is Cheating on Us Again" by Wayne Kemp
2007-05-22 22:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by dadforfive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOVE THIS SONG!! love elizabeth cook! you have excellent taste!
2007-05-22 20:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by forbes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about this one- It's hard to kiss your lips at night, when you chew my a$$ all day.- Vince Gill
2007-05-23 01:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by macybluedawn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"?
2007-05-22 22:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-05-23 10:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by chelley 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're the reason our children are ugly
2007-05-23 04:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by nightbutterfly69 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg! I love that song!!! It's so true! lol.
2007-05-22 23:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah Kanoewai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋