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I just wanted it to shoo away! the poor animal and its not ThanksGiving yet

2007-05-22 12:40:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

Hmmm
I think you scared him badly. Plus turkey's are good with dates.
:D

2007-05-22 14:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 3 0

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.

"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."

"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.

"That's one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.

The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.

"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!"

2007-05-22 19:44:27 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1 0

you stressed the turkey out turkeys have a hard time winding down you can do chickens like that all so if you are moving to one pin to another pin

2007-05-22 19:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by Death follows us all 5 · 1 0

you prolly scared the life out of the poor thing. i think turkeys should start carrying a calendar. lol

2007-05-22 19:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by boxmatch 02 3 · 1 0

because it quit cold turkey?

2007-05-22 19:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by Rich C 3 · 1 0

maybe because its poor little legs couldn't take it

2007-05-22 19:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It was probebly scared.

2007-05-22 19:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by tell ur friend not to tell any1 1 · 1 0

you scared it to death

2007-05-22 19:47:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

*U sure drove/chased her to death !!!!!!!!

2007-05-23 00:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0 0

heart attack

2007-05-22 19:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

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