2007-05-22 07:18:44 · 24 answers · asked by Eric E 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
An 'excuse me' should suffice.
2007-05-22 07:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by napqueen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1)Damn beans! 2) Excuse me. 3) Oh, it was the rubber soles on y shoes, but the smell, now THAT you'll have to think about on ur own. 4) Did you guys hear that? Man, people these ays, no manners! 5)Hey do u actually know that farting just proves u have a healthy body? It's normal, but not farting means you may eed to go to the doctors! Depends on the approach you wanna take my friend. Good Luck!
2007-05-22 14:23:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the type of company you are in. If among close friends, you can make a joke out of it like "Damn! Who let all the geese out?" If you are around strangers or in a more formal setting, a simple "Excuse me" should suffice.
2007-05-22 14:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by Evelyn's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say omg!!! who did that? and look appaled.
i farted in class during a test so the room was dead quiet. it was so loud, but when i said omg who did that, the idiot in front of me turned around, looked at me and got red even though it was me. haha sucker!!!! the teach was like lindsey finish your test and ignore it
2007-05-22 14:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"turbo boost" "it's ok! I was in stealth mode!" "did you hear that? what was that" "damn fly (or bee) farts!" "smells like teen spirit" "that was my version of (insert rap song name here)" "plenty more where that came from!" check for evidence of a shart then say "whew!!" "i smell success" start singing the abba song "there was something in the air that night .. fernando..."
2007-05-22 14:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick get the shotguns, the geese are coming in low.
Early winter, low flying geese.
2007-05-22 14:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was HIM! (and point at someone)
no, actually... be truthful. at that point, it's hard to recover from a blow like that (you get it? blow? oh forget it. bad taste), so all you can do is say "excuse me". and blush. if you don't act embarrassed, you'll come across as "not caring" and rude.
2007-05-22 14:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by gene_is_guilty42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
just laugh and enjoy the look on their faces
2007-05-22 14:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by buffywaldie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at the person next to you...and say "did you just fart?" and then everyone looks at him/her
2007-05-22 14:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by ryan_duz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't hold it in anymore...
look to the person standing next to you and say... How dare you!
2007-05-22 14:24:31 · answer #10 · answered by ☼ImmaStar☼ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who has not passed gas, cast the first stone.
2007-05-22 14:23:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋